Man 1:"So our neighbor had this female dog, a nice dog and they were all set to breed it with a special special he-dog, flown in from England. But the day before the dog leaves Heathrow, our dog jumps the maiden. What a scandal! They were all "this is gonna cost you!", with the dog plane ticket and all."
Man 2: "Really? If it was all that special, why didn't they put some panties on the bitch?"
Man 1: "Yeah I know. But then it turned out our dog had a pretty good pedigree so they didn't complain in the end. Who knew?"
