Dear Acne

I think this dress gives me instant authority AND boobage. Please give it to me as I can't really justify buying this instead of paying my taxes.

Thank you!

A moving tribute to ACNE from the end consumer

Dear ACNE - update III

Dear Acne, since we last spoke, I've really been working your jeans. I've treated them to museum visits, knee bends, restaurant visits and fitting rooms. I've also taken them on the subway. They're a lot better now and as I've proudly stated previously, I can now button them without the help of others. 

Soon comes the big test when I will show you the difference between the jeans that fit perfectly in the store vs. the pair that forced me to get assistance just to put them on.

Dear ACNE - update

I was going out on a date yesterday and thought I'd wear my new jeans. It would serve a double purpose: I'd break them in even more and they do look great. 

Until I realized I wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom at all for the entire evening. Or I could go, but I wouldn't be able to button my jeans again. I need to lay down to button. Or help from an ACNE sales person.

I never had such a challenge restrict/decide my choice of clothing before. 

I like it. 

Dear ACNE

All this running has made me a person in need of better fitting jeans. 

As I'm currently poor, I rejoiced in the fact that ACNE has a 40% off sale. 

I asked the shop girl how to find a pair of jeans that fit as well as hers. 

"buy em tight. I mean real tight. When I first put these on, I needed two people just to help me button them. Then I was in pain for 2 days, but after that, they've been perfect."

She made it seem so worth it. 

She handed me a pair of jeans and told me to holler when time came to button up. 

I wiggled wiggled wiggled and hollered. 

She came and stood behind me, very close. 

She held my jeans and said

"At the count of three, I will pull up the jeans as you pull up the zipper, I will then button". 

and there we are. in three days I will tell you if it was worth it. but ACNE; I want you to know that you have the most dedicated and helpful staff I've come across in a long time. 

-the end consumer