All this running has made me a person in need of better fitting jeans.
As I'm currently poor, I rejoiced in the fact that ACNE has a 40% off sale.
I asked the shop girl how to find a pair of jeans that fit as well as hers.
"buy em tight. I mean real tight. When I first put these on, I needed two people just to help me button them. Then I was in pain for 2 days, but after that, they've been perfect."
She made it seem so worth it.
She handed me a pair of jeans and told me to holler when time came to button up.
I wiggled wiggled wiggled and hollered.
She came and stood behind me, very close.
She held my jeans and said
"At the count of three, I will pull up the jeans as you pull up the zipper, I will then button".
and there we are. in three days I will tell you if it was worth it. but ACNE; I want you to know that you have the most dedicated and helpful staff I've come across in a long time.
-the end consumer