Dear Acne, since we last spoke, I've really been working your jeans. I've treated them to museum visits, knee bends, restaurant visits and fitting rooms. I've also taken them on the subway. They're a lot better now and as I've proudly stated previously, I can now button them without the help of others.
Soon comes the big test when I will show you the difference between the jeans that fit perfectly in the store vs. the pair that forced me to get assistance just to put them on.
