Monday, August 18, 2008

Dear ThatsNutz







Dear ThatsNutz,
How many turd cups did you have in stock to begin with?

I can't tell you how charmed I am by your writing:

Brighten someone's Day! Says "MAY YOUR CUP ALWAYS BE 2 TURDS FULL"

(2 little turds sit in the bottom of the cup)

Warning: Not to be used for consumption of liquids.

Naturally they're sold out.
You give bad taste a face. And a phone number that's really easy to remember.
1 877 NUT DUDE.
I'm not even going to get started on the truck nuts. But I know the world loves them!

Thank you!