Dear Apple, it was an ordinary day. The baby was asleep, I was ready to mail some friends. But the t-key wouldn't co-operate. I decided to investigate.
This is what I found:
How did this happen?
What is that lint stuff?
Computer elf pubes?
Did my cashmere dreams materialize inside my laptop?
This is how I had to spend my morning:
Am I the only one with this problem?
How do I avoid it?
-the end consumer
Ps. Egg & keyboard jokes not welcome. Or what the hell, jokes are always welcome.