Like Dorothy Parker once correctly noted, there are people who know 18 languages but can't say no in any of them. If you're one of those people you can buy a NO from me. I'm getting really good at saying no to all sorts of things. Especially on behalf of other people.
Just tell me your situation (emi@lovegun.net) and I'll craft a NO for you. My NOs are top quality and long lasting. I have several satisfied customers already.
In the future, I will charge a few bucks/NO, but right now I'm looking for pilot cases and might write you a rejection/declination for free.
Be it a job, a date, a marriage you are no longer interested in, I can help you pull out.
Say yes to NO!
-e
Ps. Yes, that's me teaching 10-month old Niki the power of NO. It's never too early to teach your kids to say no. (Though there are times, especially when they're around 3, when you wish they'd try a few yes's as well. )
