Dear Beauty lovers

Today, the end consumer would like to tip you off! This mascara, YSL effet faux cils, really works. And it doesn't smudge. And it looks deluxe. 

See for yourself. I may not afford to dress in YSL, but my eyes can and should! Both of them. Here, only one eye has had a date with the golden wand. All for the sake of comparison.

I also bought Body Shops body butter. It's cheaper than Kiehl's and will have to do until the money starts pouring in like crazy. 
Putting this on my heavenly body feels a little like...slathering up with raspberry yogurt.

And this is how that looks and feels. Keep it away from my computer. 

But if it gives me skin like this, I'll take it.