Today I told my friend Lotta about my thoughts on tattoos:
Me: I was thinking that perhaps the only tattoos I might get would be seams on the back of my legs, you know like 40's pantyhose.
Lotta: Don't do it! If you're gonna go for it, at least don't do a humorous tattoo.
Me: You might be right.
Lotta: You know I'm right. Also, you have to consider how small and exclusive our group of non-tattooed people has become.
ps. Not that her thoughts stopped me. Now thinking of getting fishnet tattoos instead. ALL OVER LEGS!