Dear man of the house, could you be any more 2008? You're so incredibly contemporary.
I mean, do you remember our conversation from yesterday?
Me: Let's go to Paris this fall.
You: Sure, why not. But do you think it's fun for the kids?
Me: Yes! There are tons of cafes, parks and Euro Disneyland.
You: Isn't Euro Disneyland horribly commercial and crappy?
Me: Probably. Perhaps we should go to Legoland instead.
You: But is that really in Paris?
Me: No, it's in Denmark.
You: Way to GoogleEarth yourself out of the discussion!
