Dear Scotland Yard, today on the subway I was talking to two adorable 7-year olds. After a few minutes we had concluded that a girl from their school had transferred to my daughter's school. I didn't know who she was, so I asked what she was like.
Kid 1: Well...she has long brown hair.
Kid 2: And kind of a narrow face.
Kid 1: And she really likes cheese.
Long brown hair, narrow face, likes cheese. Would that be enough for you to track a person down?
-curious in Stockholm
