Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Dear winter
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Dear Sherlock Holmes museum
Dear Sherlock Holmes museum, I'm fascinated by the fact that your Holmes & Watson Salt and Pepper set is said to be "much sought after by collectors".
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Dear fish
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Dear Julian Assange defense lawyer
Sure, you can come up with funny remarks such as
"Whatever 'sex by surprise' is, it's only a offense in Sweden -- not in the U.K. or the U.S. or even Ibiza," Stephens said. "I feel as if I'm in a surreal Swedish movie being threatened by bizarre trolls."
But we'll see what comes out of this whole deal.
"Whatever 'sex by surprise' is, it's only a offense in Sweden -- not in the U.K. or the U.S. or even Ibiza," Stephens said. "I feel as if I'm in a surreal Swedish movie being threatened by bizarre trolls."
But we'll see what comes out of this whole deal.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Dear Nicole Richie/Winter Kate
Sunday, December 5, 2010
dear maker of hydration integrated baselayers
thanks for hydrating Anders during his 3 hour run yesterday. My question to you now is: can i invest in you in time for spring break? I see unlimited portable margarita-dancing potential here. sell it bundled with the stadium gal!please don't stop the music!
dear winter
Every morning is a struggle to dress these two in the insane amount of clothing stated in your secret brief to assure parental calm once they're left off at daycare. the kids look happy, at this stage i'm usually sweating, stressing and (not proud of it) screaming.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Dear people of Milan
Am truly impressed by your aesthetic ways and sense of order. When it rains, you seem to think raincoats and wellies are beneath you. You dress elegantly, often in fur rimmed clothes and boots in perfect condition. Then you put a shield between you and the rain/snow - an umbrella. But when entering a museum, you dispose of your shield in this elegant fashion - putting it in an umbrella case, each compartment has it's own lock and key.
Naturally, you bring this sense of order to your favorite pasttime - eating. Your roasted chestnuts are sold in this practical double bag - perfect for discarding shells without having to blend with the remaining delicacies.
With respect and admiration
-e
Dear fellow commuters
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