Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Do not share this notion of romance

Alessandra Ambrósio talks about the 2,5 million dollar bra she wears in this pic:

“It was perfect for me,” Ambrósio says of the set, designed by Long Island’s London Jewelers. “I felt they made it for me. It’s very romantic.”

Romantic to me: You laugh at my jokes, teach our kids to tie their shoes,  book trip to go with me to NYC, envision watching crap tv with me as a great pasttime. 

Bejewelled bra squeezing my poor boobs together like crazy? Not so much.

Cook so I can go running and return to a hot meal? You make me melt.