Dear dry cleaner, today when I dropped off a white rug at your place, it was all rolled up and I told you there was a stain and you asked "what kind of stain, is it coffee or wine or what is it?". I said "it's dog poop" and that was a lie.
In your opinion, what's worse, dog poop or kiddie poop?
Lying in your own best interest
-the end consumer
