Dear hair people at Västermalmsgallerian, thanks for trying to give my hair a decent look by using your weird flat iron on it. Too bad it all smelled like something burning and too bad your salesperson sounded like a human tape recorder. Also her hair looked fried.
When I lied and said "I'll think about it" as a reply to her offer on the flat iron, she smiled and said:
"Thinking won't give you curls."
It sounds like an old proverb don't you think?
But it's not.
This is what I want to tell you, hair people at Västermalmsgallerian:
Nothing gives any member of our family curly hair. It goes back to flat and static however you treat it. And it grows extremely slow. Look at Joel above. His head grows so much faster than his hair.
As a result, we've never had to cut his hair.
Perhaps thinking helps your head grow?
No haircut = no hairdresser expenses.
Pinching pennies the natural way.
-the end consumer
