Dear pregnant women, as previously promised, I'm selling my maternity wear here and now.
First up, a silk top with little birds on it.
Looks great with baby too!
Also looks good hanging on your wall.
Pregnant women who like to fool themselves into thinking they still have Lolita-appeal could buy this. We at the end consumer suggest you wear leggings or use self-tanner to avoid the whiter shade of pale look of model's legs above.
interested potential buyers, get in touch by mailing emi@lovegun.net
cheesy greetings
-the end consumer