Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dear iPhone























Where are you? I ordered you weeks ago! And now Enna of kosherporkchops.com has published a book I can't read unless I have Kindle or iPhone!

Product Description
This book is a compilation of the best stories from the worst year of my life. I accidentally ate a cat, got stabbed in the arm with a sword, got out of a ticket by harrassing a cop, as well as other stories that will invariably horrify my mother.

You have an iPhone or Kindle? Get your Enna today!

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"Auto-delivered wirelessly". The future is here, today!