Dear Vanja, I agree witches have more important stuff to think about than brush their hair. Congrats on your 8th birthday.
I was making birthday cake for your halloween-themed party and was thinking about how happy I am to be your mother. Remember when you were born? Doctors had to induce the birth because you seemed stressed. Everyone who knows you knows that was probably the first and last time in your life that you felt any kind of stress. The other day I asked you if you've hurried up, ever.
You replied, slowly: "No. I dont think so".
I LOVE YOU.
