Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Dear people who want to design a theatre poster

Apparently, this is how you go about it:

1. Find a good actress.
2. Make sure her hair is all over the place. Curl it. Waffle it. Pin it. Whatever, just make sure it has tons of volume.
3. Make her hold something in her two hands. Something symbolic. A heart or a crown will work fine.
4. Tell her to look at you with a scared/empty look.
5. Done!