Thursday, December 3, 2009

Dear Tiger Woods

Thank you for completely destroying my work week.
Can't you simply spill everything so we can all go back to work instead of guessing.

Ok some readers think this sort of stuff is really base. To those of you who find my interest in Tiger's life disturbing, I want to offer the following apology:

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect.

ps. Also did not have sex with that woman. Ms Lewinsky.

4 comments:

  1. I'm just so tired of hearing about it. The problem with our internet culture is that it's taking an already awful situation and making it 100x worse. Great, something that the other kids in school can shove in Tiger's kids faces 10 years from now.

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  2. Please don't ask him to spill any more than he already has.

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  3. Will they divorce I wonder? Will she take the kids and zip them back to Sweden with her? She is too good for him. Alas, he is human.

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