Tuesday, July 3, 2012

What I laugh most about now

Being sexy. The constant implication that there is nothing women want more than to be sexy.
HA HA HA HA HA.

I don't care if you like what you see when you look at me or not.

Sexy. It's not in dress or undress to me.

Sexy is all about what's going on in your head or in the way you move. Or how you smell.

THE LEAST SEXY THING

IN THE WORLD

IS

ADVICE ON

(AND FOLLOWING ADVICE ON)

HOW TO BE SEXY.

my stance has always been (correct or not) that who ever is with me is a lucky son of a bitch. Young women (and men) take note of this  - it's true, the one you're with is just as lucky as you are. Often luckier.

Not interesting to me in the sexy department: 

How you treat the hair growing in your pubic area.

How you treat the hair growing in your arm pit area.

If you have chest hair or not.

If you have facial hair or not.

If your hair is long or short.

If you're plump or skinny.

If you're a doctor or a gas station attendant.

Sexy to me: 

You make me laugh.

You smell nice.

(I think this is the origin of sexy. I think if you went back to say, 200 000 BC, the first cro magnon women would reply to the question of why they went to bed/cave/bed rock with a certain man with the following words:

Laugh. Smell nice.

Or, if language was not on such an advanced level:
HAHA. SNIFF SNIFF. MMMM.


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