Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Weirdest phone call

Phone rings.

Caller: CONGRATULATIONS! I'm giving you the chance for a free makeover! Then you get to have your picture taken!!!

Me: Say what?

Caller: "I repeat: I'm giving you the chance for a free makeover! Then you get to have your picture taken!!!"

Me: Why would I do that?

Caller: Because! 

Me: But you know...I'm a GROOOOWN WOMAN.

Caller: I mostly book women your age. 

Me: It's not for me. 

Caller: ARE YOU SURE.

Me: I'm sure. 

Caller: But I'm giving you the chance for a free makeover! Then you get to have your picture taken!!!

Me: Let's hang up.