Caller: CONGRATULATIONS! I'm giving you the chance for a free makeover! Then you get to have your picture taken!!!
Me: Say what?
Caller: "I repeat: I'm giving you the chance for a free makeover! Then you get to have your picture taken!!!"
Me: Why would I do that?
Caller: Because!
Me: But you know...I'm a GROOOOWN WOMAN.
Caller: I mostly book women your age.
Me: It's not for me.
Caller: ARE YOU SURE.
Me: I'm sure.
Caller: But I'm giving you the chance for a free makeover! Then you get to have your picture taken!!!
Me: Let's hang up.
