Did you know you're a haplorhini? A species of anthropoid primates characterized by our dry noses?
I suddenly feel a little more interesting and more primal.
How about you, haplorhini?
All day after finding out about our common haplorhiniage, I walked around singing Hey Haplorhini to a familiar tune. Took me ages to figure out hey haplorhini is not the original wording to Hey macarena.