Went to the greatest pool in Åland.
While waiting for Niki to shoot out of the waterslide, a large 13-year Finnish boy splashed out in front of me.
Coming out of the water, he was ouching and complaining.
Me: Are you ok?
Boy: Yes. But I hurt my knee. I already had a wound on my knee.
Me: I see.
Boy: You want to see my wound?
Me: (Thinking NO!) Sure.
Boy: See? (shows off largely healed graze on knee).
Me: That must have hurt.
Boy: Yes. You know how I got this? This wound?
Me: No, how??
Boy: It was... a TIGER.
sure it was. but thanks for wanting to impress!