Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Everytime I shave

Armpits, legs, use your imagination, I think about Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and the constant horror declared on the show for people who SHAVE AGAINST THE GRAIN.

I still don't understand the grain. Or grain directions. These are things I think about in contemporary toy stores.

Ps. Barba Mágica?!?!? Scheerpret??!?!? Rasierspass!?!?! I WANT IT!