The day you start wearing things like these, your stats will be increased by at least 1 person. That would be me.
-the end consumer
Ps. Yes, have considered, but feel I am too old and my boobs already look like fried eggs.
Ps2. I have sadly never (at least not SO FAR) written anything as captivating as the opening sentence of this Etsy description: "Yes what you are seeing is correct a 1970's fried eggs halter top."