the truth as I know it
make a shitting dog look as cute and appealing as possible?
"...like Snowy. From TinTin. Only without any copyright infringement. You know, vaguely recognizable. And hunched. Give it some action. Add those little squiggles so we know it stinks. It will reinforce the idea that dog poop is gross so pick it up."
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