the truth as I know it
are you kidding me?
How do you know which end to put that in? And "semen-like" is not generally a quality I look for in a beverage. Though, in all honesty, I am probably not their target market.
The freakiest thing is probably how they used a "Walt Disney"-esque Font for the Logo... ugggh
I feel so embarrassed and so very sorry that this is a German product.
I welcome any comment, so happy to hear from you.