Where I live, they have this digital sign that lets biking commuters know how many bikers pass the bridge to and from the island.
I love running over their little bike wheel counting-sensory thing, fucking up their statistics with my feet.
I don't trust statistics. I just don't. Neither should you. You never know. People like me could have been there, tampering with the truth.
Might run home today, will take pic of my outlandish rebellion if I do.
Update! DID RUN:
