Dear world -a word on female ideals + manmade boobs

Dear world, I read about Heidi Montag's plastic surgery addiction and her decision to trade/inflate her own boobs into bigger, F-sized boobaloobies.

I'm offering an alternative way to get man made boobs. It's faster and does not require surgery.

Can you get any hotter than Samira? No!

Waste not your money, young people, do it the Samira way!

Ps. I guess all boobs are man made. But you understand what I mean. I know you do.