If you read this, you know that it was my birthday just two or three weeks ago. As is customary, I was congratulated more than once on that social media hangout Facebook.
Anders took a look at the congratulations and this is what happened next:
Anders: You know, all these years, no one has ever congratulated me on facebook.
Me: You can not be serious. You simply can not be serious. Even...even dogs get congratulated on FB.
Anders: Am serious. My birthday is in the middle of the summer. Perhaps everyone has checked out, not just from their jobs but from facebook too.
Me: No. People never do.
Anders: Well, it just hasn't happened.
Me: I can't believe it.
Anders: Believe it.
>>secretely opening my laptop<<
Anders: What, are you gonna check that what I'm telling you is true?
Anders: Go ahead. Go right ahead. No congratulations.
Me: No. Zero...but you know what? You haven't entered your date of birth.
Anders: Do I have to?
Me: Only if you want to give people a chance to know when your birthday is!