Saturday, September 15, 2012

On running with John Legend

Went running with John "I can't help it, I have to write another song about men who cheat" Legend today and it was awesome. The music is so great but the lyrics? Why are so many about two-timing?

Best of all though was Kanye's stint on Number One:

I suppose you was told by them hoes I was cheatin'
Thinkin' my heart don't got nothing to do with my penis
He got a mind of his own and he just be seeing shit
And I don't wanna cheat but I don't be saying shit
I try to jack off he ask me who is you playin' wit?
But I know he love you he told me you was his favorite

A man and his penis having a discussion, it's touching in a way (I try to jack off and am interrupted by my inquisitive penis, so annoying)  but in so many other ways NO.

I try to imagine having this conversation with a man I love:

Me: I know you're cheating on me!

Him: Well, yes baby, but I had a talk with my penis and he said you were his favorite!



RUN!!! RUN!!! RUN!!! (If you like, run run run to the tunes of John Legend)

I'm dreaming of women singing
"My heart's got nothing to do with my va-jay-jay."
The day when women will get to sing lines like this will be a DAY I CHERISH.
The day when there's a real synonym for male hoe will be a DAY I CHERISH.
Or rather, the day when the word hoe is not used anymore will be a DAY I CHERISH.

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