Here is a recent mistake!
A very very very white, 100% silk blouse with a label that reads "dry clean only". There are women in this world who can eat, drink, laugh, live while looking precious, pristine, perfect. I am not one of them.
(Every time I dream about being one of those women, I can hear John Travolta's "don't make me laugh, ha ha ha" as in the end of this clip. Don't miss it, FOR THE WORLD!):
As I was purchasing that blouse up there, I thought to myself: when I wear it, I must not drink, eat or have a good time. It will ruin the blouse.
The weirdest thing about that is not those thoughts but that I still went ahead and bought it. Why would anyone do such a stupid thing? Many many women do it, daily.
Below: a real world publicity still. There's a point in posting unflattering pictures of oneself. It makes people go "you're so much prettier in person" instead of the other thing people often tell me: "You photograph so well". We all know what that means. Did not live up to expectations, created by vain posting of pictures taken at advantageous angles.
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4 comments:
It looks like in the first picture you are wearing a blazer backwards.
It's kind of hard to judge from the picture but from what I see, I like it! Ok, the dry clean only is a problem. While recently defining what the perfect white t-shirt needs in order to be perfect for me, I realized it had to be cheap. Because I always end up with permanent stains, e.g. when my toddler daughter eats a banana and then lovingly strokes the arm of the kind banana giver... Show us more blouses!
well you know it does look a bit like a blazer worn backwards, but its so fashiony that anyone can tell it's supposed to look like that, that anyone wearing it has a plan that's on a different level. I couldn't live up to this.
The funny thing is that you actually look like Kelly Preston in the first picture- or was the mention of Travolta intentional?
/R again, reading your blog backwards
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