Monday, December 21, 2009

Dear George Clooney - when was our window?

I've always considered Clooney to be too old for me. Then, I suddenly realized that I'm now too old for Clooney. When did that happen? Perhaps there was a day when I woke up and was too young, then by the time I went to bed I was too old.

I tried to make different charts to explore when exactly that point was. My highly intelligent friend Bea said these were the weirdest charts she's ever seen. She also told me she'll make a new, better one. So look out for an update.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dear son

I love how you insisted on wearing your helmet to bed so you wouldn't forget bringing it to daycare. It's Sweden. It's snowing like crazy. You need a helmet to go sledding at daycare.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Me and Niki in the shape of bananas


My glasses and brand new wonderful Dior lipgloss. Somewhere someone is rocking the sexy librarian look on my expense!

Dear Niki

2 years today! We celebrated by making a cake.
Licking the bowl and baking utensils in the bathroom is an ancient and popular tradition in some remote parts of Sweden.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Dear Man later on.

Later that night, you sang Halo live to Kanye at a party we went to. This is what I like about you, I never know what you're about to do next.

Friday, December 11, 2009

dear man II

i meant least, below!

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dear man

dear man, here you are, singing halo, claiming it's the least ironic song of 2009. i's been 10 years. i still Love you.

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dear Christmas gift seekers

For the men in your life. And their bathrooms.
Thanks for the link, Jenny!

Before and after senior hair color technician art director

From brassy to brown. Also showcasing the difficult art of taking pictures of myself, trying to look like I have no idea I'm taking a picture of myself. There is no dignity here.
But I love other people's pics of their befores and afters so here you are.

sadly do not look a bit more like marion after coloring. will try makeup route tomorrow.

Dear fellow parents?

Do your kids often fall asleep like this?

Dear daycare

I know we have to keep Joel at home because he's not his usual self. I took him to the doctor for a check-up. Once there, he did somehow find his usual self. Not so worried anymore.


Dear brother

Så stolt över min bror Björn, nyhetschef på vetenskapsradion. Här intervjuar han en av årets Nobelprisvinnare i kemi.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Dear Campari

Dear Campari I like this picture. I like Salma in this dress in the bathroom. I like it that you're honest about Campari sometimes tasting a bit like aftershave. But why is Salma looking so...concerned? Is she showing her chakra spots to the man in the mirror?

I don't understand this picture but like I said, I like it.
can't take my eyes of Salma and her boobs.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, I'd be happy for absolutely anything from Minna Parikka's boutique.

Dear Tiger Woods

Thank you for completely destroying my work week.
Can't you simply spill everything so we can all go back to work instead of guessing.

Ok some readers think this sort of stuff is really base. To those of you who find my interest in Tiger's life disturbing, I want to offer the following apology:

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect.

ps. Also did not have sex with that woman. Ms Lewinsky.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Dear readers

You will love this

Dear Word III

More terrible advice from Word.

People who hate babypics, look the other way

Even in his sleep, he loves his little sister. For this I thank you, son.

Dear Rebecca

Not only did Rebecca sew this dress, she has also woven the fabric it's made of. She told me she baked wearing this the other day.
My handy housewife-o-meter went through the roof.

Dear people who want to design a theatre poster

Apparently, this is how you go about it:

1. Find a good actress.
2. Make sure her hair is all over the place. Curl it. Waffle it. Pin it. Whatever, just make sure it has tons of volume.
3. Make her hold something in her two hands. Something symbolic. A heart or a crown will work fine.
4. Tell her to look at you with a scared/empty look.
5. Done!

Dear Antoni and Alison

How is one supposed to choose between these two?

Dear Lego lovers

Can you do this?