If I were a boy

Have booked trip to Paris for me and Vanja. Am planning to go see Jean Fouquet, top pic, but perhaps there are other things a 10-year old would rather see.

Jean, however, is always an inspiration to me, with his razor sharp renderings of people and places. If I were a man/boy I would perhaps skip the contemporary bearded look and set myself apart by mimicking Fouquet's St Stephen, with his bleeding skull and monk hair do. I'd might even carry a rock and a book, who knows? After all, I wore a fez all through 9th grade.

Ps. I think he'd pronouce it faw-kay, but feel free to call him fuck-it, if it makes it any easier for you to remember this wonderful artist.

Dear person who owns this car

So, you bought a car. You bought a BIG ASS car. You bought a car so big it dwarfs not only other silly little cars but also boats. So why are people still laughing at you?

Cause you can buy a big car, but a higher power with a sense of humor gave you and 998 other people in this country the kind of license plate you have.

Happy driving!

ps.yes, click on image to see what I'm talking about.

Come thursday

It will be 1o years since Aaliyah boarded that ill-fated plane. Such an enormous loss and tragedy! Here seen with another much missed legend.
Ps. Seeing this pic made me realize why I had to have an aqua jumpsuit.