Dear people who can't say no

Like Dorothy Parker once correctly noted, there are people who know 18 languages but can't say no in any of them. If you're one of those people you can buy a NO from me. I'm getting really good at saying no to all sorts of things. Especially on behalf of other people.

Just tell me your situation (emi@lovegun.net) and I'll craft a NO for you. My NOs are top quality and long lasting. I have several satisfied customers already.

In the future, I will charge a few bucks/NO, but right now I'm looking for pilot cases and might write you a rejection/declination for free.

Be it a job, a date, a marriage you are no longer interested in, I can help you pull out.

Say yes to NO!

-e

Ps. Yes, that's me teaching 10-month old Niki the power of NO. It's never too early to teach your kids to say no. (Though there are times, especially when they're around 3, when you wish they'd try a few yes's as well. )

Kära du som behöver säga nej

Hej, jag har idag bestämt mig för att öppna en institution som jag ansetts sakna i det svenska samhället.

Nejjouren.

Jag hjälper dig att säga nej. Till jobb, middagsbjudningar och tråkiga förslag. På ett artigt och trevligt men bestämt sätt. Frigör tid och slipp ditt dåliga samvete.
Jag kommer så småningom ta 20 kr/nejet. Men så här i introduktionsskedet får du som nejbehövande gratis nej-hjälp.
Skicka mig ditt Nej-behov till emi@lovegun.net så får ni hjälp per e-mail.

-e. guner, som säger ja till att säga nej. Dessa genialiska ord har jag lånat av Nille Svensson.

Ps. This message will follow in English. Eventually. I just need to take care of kids first.