Thursday, February 28, 2013

Where does today find you?

I'm in my office, working. Vanja will be here shortly. What are you up to?

A word of warning

Yesterday I put on a PENCIL SKIRT and HIGH HEELS and went to see some friends for dinner.  

BUT! Had forgotten I hate walking in high heels, wearing a pencil skirt!
Took revenge on yellow pencil skirt by spilling raspberry coulis on it.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013


Look ma, no hands.



If you hate hearing about other people's dreams....GOODBYE.

For the rest of you:
Last night I dreamt that I met Perez Hilton and he really lusted after Anders so I had to tell him "Sorry he's mine" and then, because I might be possessive but am also a child of my time even when dreaming, had to add "that is, he is my husband and I consider it a privilege that he is that but rings or legal documents can't win over his own true feelings so by all means, give it a go - his life, his decisions".

And that was the beginning of a beautiful friendship between me and Perez.
We just sat there together and enjoyed the view and company of Anders together.

Monday, February 25, 2013

2 hottest winter looks from house of Gunereon.


If cold: pour hot liquids into thee bodee or dress in furry hoodee.

How I love Billie here.

Bille Holiday – Porgy

WTF OHIO?!?!?!

Spent 3 years in the heart of it all and not once, not ONCE did anyone invite me to their favorite barn where we could dance in the mud. Not even to their least favorite barn or any barn at all. (Though I did meet a charming Miss Pork , she was from Lima, OH. Was also told of Bring your tractors to school day by members of Future farmers of America)

So disappointed. Nelly, what's your secret? 
"Nothing unusual all about it"
You mean this happens to you all the time?
So jealous now. 
Hand in hand and arm in arm
Take me to your favorite barn
We can dance in the mud
It's slippery, show me all you buckery
Let's dance in the rain, keep dancing
Nothing unusual all about it
You're just a regular guy, and there's no way around it
If, if, if you walk with me then we can talk about it
If you could walk and talk then we'll see what we do about it

I'm very interested in breasts

But I can so relate to Kourtney's facial expression if standing that close to Heidi's boobage.

Inte ens särskilt intresserad av fotboll men

Personen som skriver är så bra så att jag helt tappar självförtroendet vid jämförelse, samtidigt som jag känner stor glädje. 

ovanlig kombination!

Friday, February 22, 2013

I love this too

Lean in. 

I love this.

Beverly Cleary once received a fan letter from a dying man. He was 56 years old, retired and “very weak,” he wrote. “That’s why I have such sloppy handwriting.” But the penmanship wasn’t so much sloppy as childish, Cleary recalls. “And then the last line was, ‘P.S. That is all a lie.’” She wrote back and told the boy he had a fantastic imagination.

I wish she was on TV every day

Petra Kauraisa. Mesmerizing.

It's official

It's official that as of right now, every single appropriate word has been used to name fragrances so perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that parfumeurs are now working with what's left, including weirdly inappropriate tributes like "Insomnia Woman". What's that smell? Oh, it's Insomnia Woman - Anxiety ridden, slightly sweaty, exhausted.

I showed this to a friend who thought it was wine -  a bag-in-box for sleep deprived women of the world. I thought it a most excellent idea and give it away for free here - wine makers take note if you want to make a fortune.

As for fragrance makers - here's a few more names I'm sure haven't been used for fragrances yet:

Incontinent Woman. 

Impatient Woman. 

Impolite Woman. 

You're welcome!

Please help

Did you read

The hare with the amber eyes


Wife 22?

Should I? Thoughts?


Thursday, February 21, 2013

People (and their love interests) come in all sizes

Was supposed to be working

Then had suddenly bought this dress which you will see on my fine body very soon. 

Åh dessa kvinnor!!!

Imorgon fredag intervjuas Petra Kauraisa av Jenny Strömstedt i Nyhetsmorgon kl 07.45. ÄMNET ÄR OSCARSGALAN.

Missa inte det om du vill se skärpa, humor och finess personifierat av två kvinnor. Steffo är tydligen också med i soffan men jag kommer ha svårt att ta blicken från Jenny och Petra.

Yes, Elise Gravel, this is exactly how I feel

Find more Elise here. 

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Art I don't understand

But in some way probably paid for.

Fashion I don't understand

Thanks Jenny

How I wish Vronsky would have been encouraged to break into a dance moves like these in Anna Karenina. And his natural hair color. Not complaining about the casting though, think Aaron was a great Vronsky, just underused.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Googlers, how did you end up here?

Besides variations of "letters from the end consumer", the most common searches to google your way here are:

bob marley foot

king of sweden 

pictues of boobs that look like fried eggs 


conversation starters for 3-year olds.
----- Glad you're here, hope you'll find what you're looking for!

Get lost in daydreams.

Sunday, February 17, 2013


I wrote a whole post on how I almost flew to another country to see Anna Karenina but didn't and then added my thoughts on the movie.


Then tonight I saw Celeste and Jesse Forever and I loved it.

Both stories deal with love, troubled marriages, pregnancies and pain.

Watch CAJF if you want emotions, A-K if you want visual candy.

Love is so... I just want to live in this feeling forever and ever:

Male fashion

Since I've now seen Anna Karenina, I've seen this man without clothes on and I promise - there's no reason for him to dress like this. I find this suit incomprehensible.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Monday, February 11, 2013


The pope's resignation has been the one thing out of the Vatican I can relate and sympathize with.  I admire the courage and strength shown. Would have been so much easier to do what all the other popes have done since 1415.

Monday, February 4, 2013

Dem dry bones.

For a while there, I was an art director waiting to happen. Well, I never happened.
But how I wish I was gifted with photoshop magic now when the world is faced with the remains of Richard III found beneath a PARKING LOT which I find fitting since Shakespeare has had him begging for horsepower for centuries. Too little, too late!

I just want to see the remains of Richard dance. DANCE! Get to work photo shoppers and stop motion artists of the world!

I love how the loose jaw and cranial fragments pictured left of the skull form a happy face.

I love how the curved spine of the king - a condition that must have hindered his movements in life - seems to have him twirling like a super dancer in death .

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The toe bone's connected to the foot bone,
The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone,
The ankle bone's connected to the leg bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The leg bone's connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The hip bone's connected to the back bone
The back bone's connected to the neck bone,
The neck bone's connected to the head bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

The finger bone's connected to the hand bone,
The hand bone's connected to the arm bone,
The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone,
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around
Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around
Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk around
Now shake dem skeleton bones!

Searching for sugar man

Have you seen it yet?


Perhaps there's a South Africa to all our inner Sugar Men as we keep shuffling the streets of Detroit demolishing houses, dreaming and going to museums with our kids.

I know what mine is.

What's yours?

The feeling of Niki

Sunday, February 3, 2013