Dear Nobel Peace Price Committee

It's all very interesting. You're turning O into a teacher's pet. Nobody likes the teacher's pet, and the one chosen to be rarely asked to be picked for the position. I'm so curious how this will turn out, the backlash has just begun. But we know our man Barack is a brilliant man. He'll accept the prize and find a genius way to accept the prize while shedding light on other perhaps worthier would-be recipients. Who do you think he'll push for?